What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's