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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's