What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's