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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.