What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's