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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's