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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.