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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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It's a never ending story.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..