Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.