Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal