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Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick