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Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

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Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.