Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

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Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.