Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

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Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal