Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.