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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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A horoscope.

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The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal