Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Look a squirrel!

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Both looking for a tight seal.

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They're both looking for a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal

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To find a tight seal.

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A nice tight seal