Tight Seal Jokes

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

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