What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.