Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.