Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.