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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.