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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."