Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license