Boo Jokes

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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Hallowieners!

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.