What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.