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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.