What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.