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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.