How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!