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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!