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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

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