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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.