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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees