What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.