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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.