What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table