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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

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