Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Because it's dead.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Hands up
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Jack of all Spades
The back of my hand.
Cache in hand.
Cover your ears with your hands
Danke
You will lose every hand.
Nail the other hand to the floor.
They keep falling through his hands.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
A high phive!
Because then it would be a foot..
Two pirates
He couldn't make hands meet.
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
I knead you!
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
The Back Hand
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
All those spikes hurt his hands
At a fist pump.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands
A PALM TREE!!!
They shake hands.
Count Dracula.
Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
Holding their hands up
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.
Arrrrrrr-wen
A hand shake.
Look! No hands!
A watchman.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
A handshake
BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!
Because they fall through his hands.
My hands.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Many hands make light work.
Because their hands are always in someone else's!
A! (hands raised up)
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
A real mess on your hands.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Papal towels.
Someone else's!
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Happy halloweenie
Nail its other hand to the floor.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
He went to the second-hand shop.
Give them a hand!
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
The NaCls
I poop with both hands.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Help, I think I'm in glove".
We do.
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
They both hand out long sentences.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
When she hands out long sentences.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
To catch her false teeth.
A Hand!
My hand.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Canta Plaus.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
A difference of a pinion!
A double decker bus! You looked!
To get to the second-hand shop.
Because he has holes in his hands
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Beer in each hand!
To find his rubber chicken.
It got stuck in a crack.
When the big hand touches the little one.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Run!
Don't poop where you scoop.
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Photos-in-the-seas!
Force of Hobbit.
