Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Because it's dead.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Hands up
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Jack of all Spades
The back of my hand.
Cache in hand.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Cover your ears with your hands
You will lose every hand.
They keep falling through his hands.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
A high phive!
Because then it would be a foot..
Two pirates
He couldn't make hands meet.
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
I knead you!
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
At a fist pump.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands
A PALM TREE!!!
Count Dracula.
Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.
Arrrrrrr-wen
A hand shake.
A watchman.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
A handshake
BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!
Because they fall through his hands.
She sings with the other hand.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Many hands make light work.
His hand caught on fire.
Because their hands are always in someone else's!
A! (hands raised up)
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
A real mess on your hands.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Papal towels.
When his hand caught fire!!
Someone else's!
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Happy halloweenie
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
He went to the second-hand shop.
Give them a hand!
The NaCls
I poop with both hands.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Help, I think I'm in glove".
We do.
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
They both hand out long sentences.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
When she hands out long sentences.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
To catch her false teeth.
A Hand!
My hand.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
Canta Plaus.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
A difference of a pinion!
A double decker bus! You looked!
To get to the second-hand shop.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Beer in each hand!
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Because it doesn't have any hands.
Two octopuses shaking hands.
A microwave.
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
Because then it would be a foot
Because he kneeded a poo
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
Intermittenly.
To see how long he slept for.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
He didn't want to play second fidel
Buzz.....
Because he couldn't find a Date!
The orbituaries.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
Sure, Bert!
Shocklate.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
The big hand touches the little hand.
Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
