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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.