What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!