What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.