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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..