What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!