What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.