What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.