What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances