What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.