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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.