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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see