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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.