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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.