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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing