How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing