How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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She had mittens on.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.