How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"