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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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With a romantic tock.

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They wear mittens.

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She had mittens!

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.