How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing