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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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The Twin Towers.

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Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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Cot-on-wool.