What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
It cracked.
Yule be happy!
It doesn't like Cats.
An im-paw-ster.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Sparky.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
Because he ate too much of them.
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
Because they all wore mittens.
Cot-on-wool.
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.