What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
He got the cold shoulder.
A frog -- it croaks every night.
A copy cat.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
They wear mittens.
She was wearing mittens
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)