What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
It Hertz.
It cracked.
A platterpuss
Because m'cavity.
She kept running away from the ball
The Philadelphia Beagles!
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
He got Pasta-toots.
They wear mittens.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Cot-on-wool.