What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.