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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.