April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."