Sparky.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Raise the woof!
Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.
The domesticated doesnt have balls
Sparky
Not enough cement
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
