What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.