What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A poo-dle

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.