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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.