What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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Where's your wedding ring?

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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It's morphine time!

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It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!