Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated