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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light