Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.