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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.