Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

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Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.