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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Conditioner Gordon Jokes More Conditioner Gordon Jokes

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.