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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.