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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.