Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!