Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.