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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.