Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.