Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!