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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...