Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.