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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).