What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!