Because he has wee legs
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Freedom of speech
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
You guys have no life!
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
A MARSHian
Take me to your lieder!
Because it was so ET!
A guy laughing his balls off.
Because she ran away from the ball!
He got the phone bill
Paddy o' Furniture
Lettuce, pray.
The get all you '90s references.
Dung!
A Quebrolet.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
