Because he has wee legs
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Freedom of speech
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
The variables aren't necessarily related.
The spelling.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
They couldn't fined him.
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Attire
Removed
Let it ring.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light
With your figure of speech
A dire rhetoric.
