Because he has wee legs
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been?!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Freedom of speech
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
What's what ' 'What's up dawg ' 'Nothing much hbu' '... Oh hahahahahaha '
Godfrey
Because they're practicing to be men.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
Because it was charged with battery.
Removed
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
They start with Juan
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
He got the phone bill
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
