Because he has wee legs
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Freedom of speech
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
CuNO3!
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Their phones would get wet.
Miss ewe!
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
They couldn't fined him.
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
He got the phone bill
BRRRRRRRRiba!
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
