Because he has wee legs
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been?!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Freedom of speech
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
They start with Juan
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.
Reruns
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
Krautfunding.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
A Mars-upial
Becuase it was astronauty
Alien vs. Predator
Because he crossed the line
