Because he has wee legs
He saw the phone bill.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been?!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
Sorry...that was my fault.
Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Guns 'n Roses
They 'loin' fast!
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Wanna go ride a bike?
Attire.
Take me to your breeder!
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
