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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.