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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.