How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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None. They glow in the dark.

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Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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It couldn't contain itself.