How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Bolsheviks Jokes More Bolsheviks Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Capacity Jokes More Capacity Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system