How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.