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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.