Marxist Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist