Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.