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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What is H2O4?

Drinking

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.