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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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How was my soup?

Souperb.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.