Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion