What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.