Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.