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Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Which country do doctors hate?

Any

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.