Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.