Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack