Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

How was my soup?

Souperb.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)