Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

What country do I live?

Iran

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.