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Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)