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Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives