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Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.