Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
A rubbish bin!
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)
A marriage certificate.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
Head & Smolders
Doublet or nothing.
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
He had his soup before it was cool.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Because he'd drop everything
