Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.