Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Brazilian soccer players.
It was peed off.
Plenty of room!
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
Neverland Ranch.
Grade eh
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Souperb.
So he could protect and serve.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
