Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Electro
Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Her arms are amputated.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Head & Smolders
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Because one more would be too farty.
The tip!
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
