Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
A Stark contrast
Because then they would be bay-gulls.
Haram Bae
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
Look ma, no hands!
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
That's lacist.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"
How waiters should greet people
