Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"