What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today