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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.