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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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