What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!