A pedal physician in the fetal position.
Their balls are only for decoration.
Cause she ran away from the ball
He wanted to see the floor show!
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Discus
Curling Iron.