What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!