What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.