How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.