How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.