How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.