How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

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How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.