How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.