Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
To help them find missing sea men.
He went to the second-hand shop.
Pu-pu puble
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Mao
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
Holy Braille
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Teach me senpai!
Jesus, take the wheel!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
He was making a long-distance caw.
