How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.