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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.