How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.