What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed