What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.