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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.