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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.