What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

It's too little to be out alone.

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.