How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.