How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.