How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.