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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni