What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist?

Moo Nay!

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni