What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Llamaste.

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Let's go ride our bikes.

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor)