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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)