What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.