What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.