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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!