What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....