King Arthur Jokes

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Who's there! Cam! Cam who?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived!

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!