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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Who's there! Cam! Cam who?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived!