When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.