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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.