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How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do cows sit on?

Couches