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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.