What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.