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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.