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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.