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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.