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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados