What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.