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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.