What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure